Thursday, July 28, 2011

55 - Shaken. Not Stirred.

Gold Band cigarette dangling from his lips, 
he said in his best Sean Connery voice, 
“Weer shomething tight in all the rrright places 
aund make shoe-err it doesn’t hawve many buttons.” 
He winked and adjusted his bow tie as she replied, 
“Cut the James Bond crap. 
I’m your wife. 
Oh, and put on some pants.”

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Sharon Day said...

Sean Connery imitations are greatly encouraged by this gal. It's the Homer Simpson ones that fall flat.

Scarlet said...

I love it, ha..ha.... I love JB movies.

Happy day~

Me said...

hahaha! If only my husband were that creative! :)

Maude Lynn said...

We wives spoil all the fun, don't we?

G-Man said...

Paint her Gold and give her a whole pitcher of Vodka Martini's Shaken not Stirred. That should shut her up for a while.
Loved your 55 MM.
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

Unknown said...

And he thought marrying meant he'd never have to put them on again.

- Alice

Pheromone Girl said...

Hey, Autumnforest... he does the Homer Simpson "sandwich noises" very well, I hate to say.

I want to be MoneyPenny when I grow up.....maybe for Halloween. Do they have MoneyPenny costumes at Target?

Cloudia said...


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Brian Miller said...

smiles. hey whatever floats they start filming the next 007 movie in november...

hedgewitch said...

I never minded being shaken or stirred by the application of a Connery accent. Sadly, there's some odd looking guy playing him now that does nothing for me. Loved the 55 memories.

steveroni said...

Yes, for me 007, and none other will do.

Now I'm going to put on a pair of pants and go out into the darkness!

Janna said...

Awwww, I like James Bond... and Sean Connery was my favorite.

If I had a husband this creative, I would almost never tell him to put his pants back on.

I say "almost", because we will eventually need to go to the grocery store for more whipped cream.


Thanks for another Friday 55.
Mine's here. :)

TALON said...

Sean Connery was my favorite Bond. I loved this. But then I always expect an awesome 55 when I come here :)

My 55: Skedaddle

steveroni said...

JANNA, you are SO FUNNY. I'm glad I came back here, or would have missed that comment--grin!

Now take a cold shower...

moondustwriter said...

Ha - too clever loved the wifes part in the 55

RNSANE said...

Well, it was worth a try...maybe the wife would have responded differently!!

You are hysterical!

My 55 is at:

Jinksy said...

Nice one! LOL

Mona said...

Wife is cold water to wine!

Anonymous said...

Have to admit, I sure did like Connery as Bond- and this guy's rendition? Perfect.

Stranger said...

The problem isn't that she's his wife, it's that he isn't Sean Connery.


Great 55.

Dr. Heckle said...

haha! Better break out the lotion and tissues...

Leo Godin said...

I'm guessing she wore something frumpy with many buttons.

Olivia said...

The words how you spelled them sure made me hear Sean's voice!

hugs xox

Anonymous said...

Man, she turned down Sean Connery? Where's her sense of role-play?

Amropali said...

HAHA. If only all of us could be Connerys and Hepburns.

Anonymous said...

i had no idea that Sean Connery's voice could be written out ~ you did it perfectly! got a big smile out of this one. thank you!

The Bipolar Diva said...

i LOVE this!