Ready??? (55 and counting)

We all have this one “friend”

who seems to carry

their own odd sense of time.

I call it “relative time”

because it is a distant relative to real time.

These people are always late

and when they are “ready”

they announce,

“I'm ready. I just have to….”

You know the rest of the story.
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This is a Flash Fiction Friday 55.
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The challenge is on.
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"Save Me" 160

Wildly he waved his arms

hoping a plane would see him.

Once again, his hopes were dashed.

“It’s the suburbs, Ed.

No one is going to land here,” his wife sighed.
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The Sunday 160 only uses 160 characters (including spaces).
Keep on schedule - post Sunday.
Let me know you have posted via a comment on my site.
Visit at least one other Sunday 160.
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