Thursday, March 31, 2011

55 - Watch your step


Heads turned as the tall, beautiful figure 
walked in the door. 
Eyes followed her every step 
as she moved through the room 
with grace and confidence, 
knowing her looks could kill. 
Greeting her at a table, 
a man pressed his lips to her ear 
and gently whispered, 
“You have toilet paper attached to your shoe.”
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33 comments:

Brian Miller said...

phhhsssshhhhhhh.....


that is the sound of all the air being let out of her balloon...


lol

fun 55 monkey

Lisa said...

Ok - so in the top portion I was thinking boy wouldn't it be nice to be that beautiful lady..... but leave it to you to throw in a twist and make me change my mind.

Loved it!

Lisa
InspiredbyLisa

Matty said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....nice change of direction there my friend.

hedgewitch said...

Nothing spoils the perfect evening like the truth. ;_) Though there are worse places on could find that stuff. Nice 55, MM.

Anonymous said...

LOL!! Excellent ending.

- Alice

dustus said...

Excellent build up of tension for the unexpected. Great 55, MM

Me said...

Could have been worse. She might have had the back of her dress tucked into her pantyhose. Now THAT would be really embarassing. Not that I've ever done such a thing, you understand. Of course not. Nope, not me...

:)

G-Man said...

She should have drip dried!!
Loved your Noirish 55 MM...
Right up my alley!!
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

KB said...

Hehe! Bummer.

Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis Hall said...

wow,

powerful humor...Thanks for the tickle...

my 160 is up already...will come back on Sunday.

Pheromone Girl said...

See, if it were me, I'd be tripping over the edge of my skirt and throwing soup into some poor guys face.

Waiters fear me.

steveroni said...

Monkey Man, you DID THE JOB this time!
Could you not at least have said "tissue"--it rhymes with "kiss you"!
OMG, I'm gonna stop because from there it becomes a sticky issue (also rhymes with "tissue" --grin!


My unworthy donation is HERE

Unknown said...

Been there
but hey if you are an exhibitionist any way to get a look...

Nice 55 MM
missed being here Sunday. Hope work is well

Sharon Day said...

MM;
Thanks for telling me about the TP. :-)

Steve Isaak said...

LOL, great work.

MorningAJ said...

At least the back of her skirt wasn't caught in her knickers!

Excellent 55 this week.

Deborah said...

LOL, brilliant! :o)

knot eye said...

sexxxxxxeh...I saw that gal once !


Peace, hp

the walking man said...

what's toilet paper? Is that anything like a corn cob? That would be hard to walk with one stuck on your shoe...what a gentleman that man was. Did he reach down a remove it from her heel?

Belinda Munoz said...

You're the king of twisty 55s. Good one.

Bubba said...

That shoe was a funny 55, MM!

Maude Lynn said...

Ooops! Funny one, Monkey Man!

anthonynorth said...

Now that's an original chat up line. Nice one :-)

TALON said...

lol! Nothing worse than thinking all eyes are on you for a good reason and finding out the exact opposite. Too funny, Monkey Man!

Olivia said...

Outright hilarious.. poor girl..!!
lolss

Hugs x

izzy said...

If she has any savvy- she'll brush it off
on the little lady sneezing in the Hall.
Fun-

Larry said...

Thanks Monkey Man and thanks for the visits to my place I appreciate them.


kite day


Thanks for reading and for your comments.

Dianne said...

oh poor Rosanna Rosanna Danna!
mine is up HERE

good to be back, for a laugh.
Dianne

Jannie Funster said...

Ahhh, the belle of the bathroom tissue ball. :)

xo

Anonymous said...

oml...that was too good, a clever punch! thanks for visiting, btw. Must try the 160!

lime said...

LMAO!! how utterly deflating. love that wry twist.

Chris said...

Haha nice; your blog always gives me a chuckle in the mornings. I hate when this happens to me! And if it happens to someone else, I never know if I should tell them or not. What a dilemma!

Sulthana said...

LOL, didn't see that end coming! :D