Kind K-9 Encounter Ends In Arrest
If you have marijuana in your pocket, it's not a good idea to pet a patrolling police dog.
The Binghamton Press & Sun Bulletin reports that 48-year-old Kelly Simpson was busted Wednesday after he stopped to pet K-9 Tarah, who was on foot patrol with her handler in Endicott.
Police say Tarah smelled marijuana and alerted the officer.
Simpson was charged with unlawful possession of marijuana, a violation, and released on an appearance ticket.
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See....short. Just like the foresight of the idiot who just had to pet the dog. What was he thinking??? Oh, that's right, thinking isn't part of the process for one Kelly Simpson.
Did he think there's that word again that he would get over on the policeman? Did he think and again that police dogs are only used to out run criminals and grab them in their teeth? Did he forget like he ever knew that a dog's sense of smell is it's strongest sense? Or was he just plain stupid...rhetorical question, people...rhetorical...we all know the answer.
Of course since I never inhaled, I wouldn't know, but apparently the use of marijuana dulls the mind. Or again, Kelly is just plain stupid. Or both? Votes??
All of the above it is.
For certain, Kelly must have been frightened when the K-9 started "altering his handler". I am sure as the dog pushed its nose into Kelly's marijuana lined pocket, he screamed, "What the Hell?"
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yep...all makes sense to me...think he hit it a bit before being nice and petting the dog...haha...
I think he simply had no self-consciousness of being "in the wrong."
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Are you allowed to pet police dogs there then? Because it's actively discouraged over here. The handler would have told him to stand back in the UK. (Or maybe that was just the city where I used to live.)
How thick can you be?
There's a reason they call it "dope" (LOL!)
Jeez, a good rule to live by. Stupid lady....
Good thing he wasn't carrying a balloon of heroin in his rectum or he may have said more than "what the hell"
Bubba got it right, there is a reason they call it dope! Too funny!
That story really made me laugh out loud! Along with your commentary, of course...
LMBO... dumbass!!!
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good Doggy!!
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