Wednesday, December 15, 2010

What The Hell Wednesday - The Naked Truth

Welcome back to What The Hell Wednesday where we strip stories down and analyze the possibilities behind the published reports. I must admit I was torn today because there were several stories that were just too good to pass up. I skipped the story of the woman who beat her husband for bringing home cold take out and figured it would be more fun to flesh out the following two stories. That's right I was too wishy washy to pick just one.

Security Camera Snaps Man in Cemetery

PICAYUNE, Mississippi - A man caught naked in a church cemetery says he was trying to take photographs of spirits. Robert Hurst told The Picayune Item that he removed his clothes because he believes skin is the best canvas to show spirits' orbs of energy.

The 47-year-old said he only intended to remove his shirt, but he took off all his clothes - a move he now calls "stupid."

Authorities had set up a motion-activated camera to try to catch vandals. The chief deputy in Pearl River County said Hurst was not accused of vandalism, but the camera caught an unexpected image of Hurst naked and landed him a misdemeanor charge of indecent exposure.


Postal Employee Arrested for Delivering Mail Naked

WHITEFISH BAY, Wis. - A Wisconsin postal carrier says he simply wanted to cheer up a woman who seemed "stressed out" when he decided to deliver mail in the buff. But upon further review, the worker told police that delivering mail while completely naked probably wasn't a good idea.

A police report says the 52-year-old man told the woman he would deliver the mail in the nude to her office in Whitefish Bay to make her laugh. The report says that on Dec. 4 he brought the mail wearing only a smile.

The mail carrier was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior several days later. The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel says the man admitted delivering the mail naked was a stupid thing to do.


Well how about that! Both of these guys admit their actions were a stupid thing to do. How mature. Is there hope here that either one has a brain in his head? I doubt it. So let's dress these stories down one item at a time, starting with - Naked Cemetery Guy.

First off, don't you think this guy spends a bit too much time watching Ghost Adventures or Ghost Hunters of one of those other 'searching for afterlife' shows? I mean really. I have my beliefs and have even posted about a personal experience. But I didn't get naked. Do ghosts really get all turned on by the "canvas" of a naked body? I don't think so. I think what we have here is a nut job that likes to get naked in cemeteries....plain and simple.

As to Naked USPS Dude - Yeah, that's what brings most women out of a funk....seeing their mailman stripped to the bone. Ack! That doesn't sound right and now I have an even worse picture of the incident in my brain...GET IT OUT!

This brings a whole new definition to the term "delivering a package". Oh, yes. It's bad pun time. We can have some fun with this one. The mail carrier is now the butt of all jokes down at the post office and everyone knows what he has in his mail bag.

We all know for certain that the people who viewed the cemetery video and the poor woman who was in need of a smile did a double take and said, "What the Hell?"

16 comments:

PattiKen said...

Well, clearly the postal worker was insane. Delivering the mail in the nude in Wisconsin in December???

Monkey Man said...

You are soooo right. With the cold in Wisconsin, I am sure he wasn't delivery much of a package.

Fay's Too said...

Ok, but let's say some woman in SC was feeling blue and she orders a lot of stuff that has to be delivered. . . is there an option for neked delivery men? I'm just sayin. . . .

Tabor said...

A guy naked in a cemetery trying to photograph spirits is not too strange considering all the weird TV shows on spirits and ghosts these days.

Brian Miller said...

hehe. naked in the cemetary is just creepy...naked post man, just wrong...

Bandhura said...

MM! LMAO! Now I frequent cemeteries every chance I get but have never thought about getting naked in one! But...hmmm....do they pay for this? LOLOL

Everyday Goddess said...

Full frontal while going Postal. Priceless.

hedgewitch said...

So has anybody gone for the cheap "Special Delivery" line yet?? And methinks the nudester in the graveyard had perhaps already been around some spirits--of the Everclear persuasion...


I'm just so thankful and relieved neither of these whackjobs were from Oklahoma for once....

Neva Flores said...

What an awesome post!

the walking man said...

Here's a tip of the hat to butt naked for ghosts and mail men. that is if I was wearing a hat.

Tina said...

Where do you find this stuff??? Mailmen are their own breed. I blogged about my adventures, "Mike the Malicious Mailman" at Life is Good.

Eric Alder said...

A naked postal worker walks into a business carrying a parcel...

Naked Postal Worker: I've got a package for you here.

Stunned Receptionist: I can see that... it's not a very big package.

NPW: Well, if you'd been lugging it around as long as I have, you'd find it pretty heavy.

SR: I'm sure it's nothing I can't handle.

NPW: You've obviously had packages before.

SR: Of course - I'm a receptionist.

NPW: Where shall I put it then?

SR: Oh, just put it anywhere.

NPW: How about HERE?


(NOTICE: THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXCHANGE HAS BEEN CENSORED)

Mona said...

They both sound suicidal ! I love the pun though :D

Deb said...

Interesting when people have these desires to walk around naked... and most of them...umm...aren't very sightly. O_O

Jannie Funster said...

The mailman saw me naked once. Whoops, TMI, TMI, TMI.

xo

Marla said...

Men and their excuses to get naked. Sheesh! lol