Thursday, December 2, 2010

Naughty or Nice - 55


The young street walker
stood over the small bearded man.
Gritting her teeth in anger,
she dropped the smoking gun
that had been firmly grasped in her right hand.
She stumbled back in horror at the sight and screamed
“Everything would have worked out fine
if you had just stopped calling me ‘Ho, Ho, Ho’“.
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40 comments:

Autumnforest said...

MM;
That was awesome! How do you do that? The visual was great--the zinger was hilarious!

Titanium said...

Owwww!!! I hate when that happens. Heh-heh. Good one, MM.

Matty said...

LOL Great ending

moondustwriter said...

Well maybe it was the grandkid whose grandma got run over by a reindeer...

Quite the festive 55 MM

Happy Friday

see ya on Sunday
Thanks so much for the visits and reads of my poetry - nice to have an audience

Moonie smiles

G-Man said...

MM....?
Be careful what you say to Bit...er Ladies
Loved your 55!
Please make sure there is a camera present after the U of O and OSU battle....:P
Have a Kick The Ducks Ass Week-End

razzamadazzle said...

I know I shouldn't with such a serious subject as murder, but you really made me chuckle (hee, hee, hee)!

Teresa

lime said...

oh no! poor santa!!! say it ain't so!

Jannie Funster said...

Oooo Santa got lambasted by a hooker.

(sung, of course to "Grandma got run over by a .... well, you know the rest.)

Very funny. Hubby looked at me for laughing so loud.

xo

Sorry, I have not been around as much as I'd like. Nothing personal, I assure you. Actually been spenging more time on writing music than blogging, which is a good thing for me these days. (And possibly most days.) :)

xo again.

Caty said...

that was hilarious!! thanks for the laugh :)

Helen said...

I can't wait to share this with all my wonderfully twisted friends!

Brian Miller said...

groan....lol...naughty 55 monkey

Katherine said...

Too funny Monkey Man!!

5thsister said...

Oh poor Santa! I'm trying very hard not to laugh...not working. :o)

Tabor said...

Holiday and murder in 55...!

forever lost said...

Great smile maker! great season theme! rockin 55!

HOOTIN' ANNI said...

Excellent!! The ending...I did NOT see that coming.

By the way, I was always told when I rode my bike around town that I shouldn't pedal my ass around town, I was asking for something. [kidding]


My 55 is posted!! Here is the link for you.

MorningAJ said...

(not so) Merry Christmas!
Ho Ho ........Ha.

big Jenn said...

Nice 55 and thanks a lot for the shout out yesterday too!

Fay's Too said...

ho, ho. . .. I mean ha, ha, ha.
That was VERY clever and ohsofunny.

joanny said...

A good one, well as long as you aren't next on her hit list....

have a good week end MM.

joanny

gautami tripathy said...

Thanks for this one shot!
retrieval

TALON said...

lol! Every time I hear "ho ho ho" this holiday season I'm going to start giggling!

My 55 is here

hedgewitch said...

What can anyone say to this but the proverbial LMAO, also with some of teh ROFL. Perfect 55.

Mine's not funny, but it's here, anyway

Eric Alder said...

She'll be on the "Naughty" list this year for sure! Funny 55, MM!

Alice Audrey said...

LOL. You got me. I took you seriously until the last line.

Myrna R. said...

This was so funny. Took me by surprise.

I think I'll try your Sunday 160. Thanks for visiting my blog.

Claudia said...

oh no.....and who's going to bring the presents now...?

Linda said...

Wow, that is too funny; what a great finish. Love it.

Kelley said...

I'm laughing at this and then glance down and see that the woman hid her merchandise in her body fat for your post below and REALLY start laughing. Love it.

KB said...

You got me, I laughed out loud.

f82bfat said...

That was absolutely hilarious. Yet another "It's a Wonderful Life" memory of Christmas. I finally have a 160. Been working lots of overtime lately. Too tired to be creative. Happy Sunday.

ladynimue said...

Ah ! that caught me ungaurded ! I wasnt looking for such twist .. Nice :)

izzy said...

Smoking gun OH NO! good one!
My last post drained me, Magpie
nothing til Monday- Cheers!

hope said...

Is it wrong to laugh at this one? Especially since I just got home from working at "Breakfast with Santa"?

Have a great week!

Mama Zen said...

You are hilarious!

Stranger said...

What was he doing with a... Oh!
Well at least this year Santa has an excuse for ignoring my stocking.
Thanks for the chuckle.

kavisionz said...

Ha ha ha (I was super careful in typing that ;-))
This was just awesome, MM!!! Really creative and fun.. what a twist!!!

lynnaima said...

I enjoyed this...thank you!
http://lynnaima.wordpress.com/2010/12/05/suicide/

Marla said...

You are too funny!

Chris said...

That is funny!!!

Hope all is well!