“Did you read about the Danish study that concluded radiation from cell phones doesn’t increase the risk of cancer or tumors in the brain?”
“Yah, I suppose now cell phone manufacturers will try to figure out a way to implant phones directly into our heads.”
“Well, that’s one way to do away with butt dialing.”
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28 comments:
I was still laughing from the bologna escapade(man, you have to really love lunch meat to smuggle it in illegally) when I hit that last line. Most amusing, MM. And all too likely, I'm afraid.
According to a Danish Study...
Name me something from Denmark other than plain furniture and Victor Borge...
I Thought so!
Loved the Rubber Band, almost as versatile as Duct Tape.
Excellent 55 MM
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End
Ha..ha... butt dialing.. and that picture is hilarious
happy weekend ~
Butt dialing. What an idea! hahaha :D
Trust me, people who are buttheads will still find a way to butt-dial.
:)
Thanks for doing Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)
i pocket dial all the time...you know implants are on the way...capability is already there...
the fact that I am so behind the times and have no idea how to even take the messages OFF my phone, I think I'm pretty safe with the brain cancer thing, thanks for the update
But butt dialing is so wonderfully random.
chin dialing?
Aloha from Honolulu
Comfort Spiral
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I love it when my college age son "butt dials" and has NO idea dear old mom is listening... :)
And that looks like one way OUTDATED cell phone -- it's HUGE! ha ha.
Yes, and cigarettes don't cause cancer either...
when I saw this title in my reader, I thought "oh no, what now?" lol. You got me!
Ha - gr8 picture MM
I love how studies don't prove a thing...
Hey have a gr8 halloween
I guess that'd make it a cellular phone.
Nice one.
Where do they shove the ringer...that's what I want to know. :P
Evolution and science just have to provide us with at least ONE more set of hands-Thalidomide-?
Thanks.
I know I read something about a study involving microchip implants and thought transfer. It'll probably be out in time for Christmas ;)
Ha! Now, that's funny!
Could we then say, "That Monkey Man has a 'telegraphic' memory"?
What's next...implant Dr Scholl's pads into our feet? One fine day we won't even talk...thought-transmittal is not that far off--hell, I've got it now--grin! (As in "Everybody hates me"--grin!) Or does that border on Paranoia. THERE! Implant 'paranoia seeds' into Peeps we don't agree with!
Tie to quit this, Steve....
I LOVE that photo of the head set... lmbo...
Thank God It's Friday!!!
~shoes~
Butt dialing is probably the most efficient way to communicate.
And here is my flash 55.
A magic egg
I'm laughing to hard to type straight!
But if someone has their head up their butt....
;)
Haha... very novel.
The trouble is, they haven't been in use for long enough yet to know the long term damage, especially to teens who'll use them longer than adults.
I fear for the DNA of the next generation being born to cell phone parents. Baby Boomer's kids with ADD and autism and BPA in plastic. Now, cell phones. Terrifying. But, I wish they would attach them to their heads so when breeding, people can have a forewarning of a potentially bad mate.
Hmmm... That guy is unclear on the concept.
I'm posting this from my cell phone. So, when they implant this fabulous technology, where will I find my keypad?
I think I may have told you before that I saw a guy with the cellphone attached to his face with duct tape.
Nice one! Implants like that are just around the corner..
Jamie
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