Tuesday, May 17, 2011

What The Hell Wednesday - Curb Your Dog

As a dog lover, I am easily drawn into a story involving one of our canine buddies. However, after reading the story below, I am not so certain there was a REAL dog involved or if this was simply the kid who used the old "The dog ate my homework" excuse at school and took it to court.

Chihuahua Gets Blame For NY Bomb Scare

CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y.  - A dog that wasn't quite housebroken may have indirectly been responsible for a bomb scare at a New York courthouse.

The trouble began Friday when 19-year-old Melvin Ruffin arrived at a court complex in Central Islip following a long bus ride from his home in Bellport. According to Ruffin, during the trip another passenger's Chihuahua urinated on his backpack. So, he stashed the wet bag in some bushes while he went inside to answer a disorderly conduct citation.

While Ruffin was in court, a retired police officer saw the bag and alerted security. Ultimately, the bomb squad was called in. Officers used a robot to determine that the bag didn't contain anything harmful.

Ruffin was let off with a warning to be more careful next time about where he left his stuff.

Is this a happy ending??? I guess it is, except young Melvin didn't get a bill for setting off the security emergency. He clearly had experience in this matter....after all he was at the courthouse on a disorderly conduct citation. Isn't hiding a dog urine soaked bag in the bushes kind of disorderly in itself? Especially in this age of paranoia.

There are a couple of unanswered questions here. Like....What is a chihuahua doing running around loose on a bus? And....How can such a small dog wet an entire back pack? That's one full bladder.

Me thinks dear Melvin may have been hiding his backpack for some other reason, but we may never know. Clearly the "not quite housebroken" Is that like not quite being pregnant? chihuahua was the only dog involved here....no drug sniffing dog appears to have been called to the scene. Nor a bomb sniffing dog. In either case, they would have probably tried to mark their territory over the previous mark. In which case the backpack might as well have been blown up because you could never remove that stink. 

Note to Melvin - Dude! Carry the bag in with you held at arm's length between the thumb and forefinger with your nose averted. At least the courthouse security might then ask about it and give you a chance to deal with it properly instead of hiding it suspiciously in the bushes. Does this kid kid have any reasoning power at all? Oh yeah, he was there on a disorderly conduct charge. Melvin is a regular brainiac.

So I wonder who said it first - The bomb squadder who opened the backpack to find a pee soaked sandwich, an empty baggy and unread school books or Melvin as he left the courthouse only to find his backpack being groped by local officials. Regardless, one or the other determinedly said "What the Hell?"

10 comments:

Brian Miller said...

haha...bet that was scary then really feeling silly...yeah i am thinking there might have been a little stash involved

G-Man said...

Dog Talk...With Monkey Man!
It's like the Circus here...

Steve E said...

"What the hell!" Bowsy-Wowsy, officer, arrest those Peeps...they are, well, 'groping'. An inspired story, for sure, MM!

Dr. Heckle said...

mmmm, I love pee soaked sandwiches!

The Bipolar Diva said...

Is it wrong that I'm still laughing at the young man's name?

the walking man said...

If they didn't "find" his stash in the back pack i would check the cops pocket for it.

Deb said...

Oh believe me, when I had my chihuahua, I took him everyyyyywhere... kinda annoying like a Paris Hilton thing - just not as "pretty". He was in my pocket, my bag, anything that could slightly hide him and his little yelps. But yeah, they have very very very small bladders.

This was a cute story though. I'm glad our officers are at least doing their job here in NY! Amen to that, eh???

Adsila said...

I bet my chihuahua, Booger could wet a backpack. I have seen him mark an entire dog park in one outing.

Sandra said...

I agree with Bipolar Diva: I couldn't quite get past Melvin. I kept getting him confused with the peeing chihuahua.

Enchanted Oak said...

There's so much more here than meets the eye. I agree that Melvin's tale is all wet.