Wednesday, March 16, 2011

What The Hell Wednesday - Monkey Pillows

How could I resist this story? It has a monkey in it! Nuff said.

Woman goes to court with tiny monkey in bra

AMHERST, Va. - A woman turned a few heads when she walked into a rural Virginia courthouse with a tiny monkey clad in a pink-and-white dress tucked in her bra.

The woman brought the palm-sized marmoset to Amherst County Courthouse on Thursday for a hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. Officials apparently didn't notice the monkey until the woman went to an office to complete some paperwork.

The woman said the seven week old marmoset was purchased on line and required constant attention.
The monkey's clothing, however, was specially made.

THIS is exactly why people shouldn't be allowed to buy exotic pets....they try to use their cuteness as an advantage in court. So this woman is in the Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. Perhaps her story in court was so shaky that she had to have some sort of distraction away from what she was saying. A bit of court obfuscation perhaps.

Ms. Monkey Bra - " So you see, your honor, I did not purposely hit my husband with that frying pan, I was simply flipping a pancake and the pan slipped out of my hands and hit my husband in the head.....thirteen times."

What 'You Honor' heard - "So you see, you honor, blah, blah, blah, (is that a monkey in her bra?) blah, blah, blah, thirteen times."

Then again, maybe Ms. Monkey Bra is very proud of her boobs and just wants to draw attention to them, so she parades around with a marmoset sticking out of her cleavage. Regardless, I am sure Your Honor took one initial look at those cute little monkey eyes and that pink dress and said "What the Hell?"

15 comments:

Adsila said...

Is that a monkey in your bra or...
(insert your own joke) She probably just wanted the men to notice her boobs.

Mister Sharaf said...

nice post

p.s if you want to stay on ma "daily visits" list, come to my place and leave a comment.

The Bipolar Diva said...

I couldn't believe this story when I heard it. What a moron!

Matty said...

Yes, I saw this story in the news. Nothing surprises me anymore.

Autumnforest said...

I don't want to know what she had in her girdle.

Brian Miller said...

hahaha...brings all new meaning to is that a monkey in your bra or you just happy to see me...

Olivia said...

lolss
Perhaps new designs should be submitted with pockets for a monkey too! My comment is as bizarre as the lady herself!

Oh well.. what other charges can you escape with a monkey in your ...

Laughing off xox

MorningAJ said...

You think maybe she needed a BIG monkey in her bra?

Mama Zen said...

I saws this on the news, too. Why would anyone put that icky little creature in their bra?

Monkey Man said...

Can't believe I posted a story people knew about. I am shamed.

Jannie Funster said...

I hadn't heard the story, Monkey Man. And it's a real deussie indeed.

makes my chapstick and car key in bra seem qite inanimate by comparsion. :)

xo

Pheromone Girl said...

You didn't share this with me? Oh, I'm so irritated. I might have to throw a monkey at you. I have one around here someplace...

joanny said...

MM:

Well I haven't heard or read the story, so here it is the first...
and quite frankly I know not how to respond, I believe you said it all very well indeed. But do want to add, these exotic animals should not be sold as pets, or food.

Joanny

Sandra said...

I sort of think that woman with the pink clad marmoset in her bra is a genius...don't judge me.

Marla said...

You say this like the frying pan couldn't have possibly slipped out of her hands and accidently hit the poor man on his head...13 times.

Too funny!