Wednesday, September 22, 2010

What the Hell Wednesday - What's That Smell?


You never know what sets people off when you say something that might be just a tad hurtful. Usually the victim of a verbal assault will either turn the other cheek or take it in stride volleying with an insult of their own. But not in Everett, Washington where hearts are apparently worn on sleeves and some people don't take kindly to name calling. Check out this report from the Everett Herald.

Woman stabbed man over feet insult

EVERETT, Wash. (AP) - Prosecutors in Washington state say an 18-year-old woman stabbed a 19-year-old man for teasing her that her feet smelled.

The Herald of Everett reports the man was found by police with a steak knife sticking out of his back, buried a few inches in. His lung had collapsed. Officials say he'll recover.

Charging papers say trouble started when Dallas Amber Smith was drinking and hanging out with friends and was challenged to do a back flip. When she took off her shoes to do the back flip, the teasing started.

Smith had no criminal history. She faces charges of second-degree assault with a deadly weapon
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Hmmmm...18 years old hanging out and drinking. Last I checked the drinking age in Washington State was 21. So we have under age kids getting shit faced. No wonder Miss Dallas Amber Smith overreacted. That is we assume she overreacted. Then again, maybe this is just one angry little girl.
Mom: "Dallas Amber, those shoes really don't go well with that skirt."
Dallas Amber: "Shut up, Mom, or I will stab you with this pencil."
Graduating from pencils to steak knives is a little step. We can only hope somewhere on her police record there is a line that says - DON'T SELL A GUN TO THIS GIRL.
Jeez, lighten up, Dallas Amber. I get kidded all the time because I'm bald, er, follicly challenged, but I don't stab people with kitchen utensils. She also stabbed dude in the back. Was he running from the idiot or did she sneak up on him like some teen slasher movie stalker and stab away.
Regardless, when dude felt the knife piercing his lung, I am sure he must has muttered "What the Hell?"

24 comments:

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Crazy Bitch!

the walking man said...

I've heard of people with sensitive feet but...I never knew you could hurt the emotional feelings of feet. Maybe this young woman should mover her heart to her sleeve.

Brian Miller said...

i dunno some poeples feet stink pretty bad...haha.

clean and crazy said...

bet she had a crush on him and was embarrassed because he thought negatively about her.

they will probably get drunk again and get married. it rains alot in washington, could be the weather that makes people act wierd.

joanny said...

You have out done your self with this one... weird is right,,, at least in Oregon we have web feet, so we are safe.

Odd, oddest yet one stop,

Joanny

BeMistified said...

Hmmm with a name and attitude like that, I would have though she was from Texas, not Washington. O.o

G-Man said...

They must have REEKED!!

Deb said...

Wow, a bit of mental unstableness to lift your spirits in the morning! Good God!!!

Mama Zen said...

I swear, people get crazier every day!

nsiyer said...

Only when some people removed their socks. Please, feel like cutting my nose. And see the socks ... it will have holes. Hidden stuff ... see them.. and you know what people are.

Eric Alder said...

Oh, do be quiet... BALDY!

(Hey, wait a minute now! Put down that knife! I was ony kidding!!!)

I can totally see her point in stabbing that guy - he was such an insensitive prick! (LOL!)

Honestly, I don't know what gets into some people.

annell said...

Yes, we can we a little sensitive about our feet. But good to know about Dallas Amber, I'm sure her feet aren't that bad. Not worth a stab, I'm sure. Maybe too many hrs. in front of the TV, learning how to solve problems -- just give it to him!

KB said...

What a shocker!

Matty said...

Alcohol and youth. Mix in a little anger management issue. You have a deadly combination.

Caty said...

if she would just wash her feet, she wouldn't be in this mess ;)

DaleTheDoll said...

Yet another reason I'm glad to be a doll. I have no sense of smell and am not likely to tell someone they smell. Although, I may criticize them for being human.

moondustwriter said...

Clean up you act Dallas

what a story MM

Moon grin

C.M. Jackson said...

you can't make this stuff up! me thinks ms dallas should avoid the juice and take a long bath!

Sandra said...

Follicly challenged...I'm going to tell my husband that! He'll be pleased to know he's not balding!
You always make me smile.

Carrie Burtt said...

It is a crazy world out there....

Kelley said...

I just found your blog from Absolutely Narcissim's site and I'm glad I did. I am the 18 y/o who stabbed that guy in the back. He said my feet STANK! What other option did I have? I told him to stop and he wouldn't! So, I said if you say my feet STANK, you gonna get the SHANK! And that's just what happened.

Do you wish I hadn't found your blog?

I know you know I'm not that girl, but I just wanted to clear that up. I'm not. Thankskbye.

Nessa said...

If my name was Dallas Amber I would be angry too.

Marla said...

Sometimes all I can do is shake my head.

Dianne said...

ouch, I missed this one! Sorry Monkey, may I call you that? If not, please don't knife me or insult my feet for appearing on Tuesday Toes. I managed a 160 on 10/2/10 by the way.