This week a small town outside of Buffalo, NY brings us yet another brilliant criminal activity. These excerpts where taken from a copyrighted Associated Press story. I credit them for their wonderful work in hopes that they don't go all litigious on my poor scrawny tail.
Eden, N.Y. (AP) (See - I give them full credit where credit is deserved) - Police said a robbery suspect had a dust mask around his neck but didn't pull it over his face when he walked into an Eden HSBC bank branch Wednesday afternoon.
The bank's surveillance video shows the man with his dust mask hanging from his neck, walking into the bank and handing a teller a note that police say demanded money.
While handing the note to the teller, the man answers his cell phone, grabs back the note and runs out of the bank.
Police speculate that the call came from the suspect's get-away driver, alerting him that he forgot to pull up his mask.
The suspect was not apprehended and remains at large.
Boy, they really planned this one out didn't they? Just forgot one minor detail. That's all. I just love trying to be a fly on the wall in these situations. Can't you just hear the conversation on that cell phone -
(Cell phone ring tone....probably something like "It's raining men")
Robber: Dude, I'm trying to rob this bank. What the eff do you want?
Get-away Driver: Uh, hey man, you forgot to pull up the mask. I can see your face and everything. Pull it up now and I'm sure they won't recognize you later.
Robber: Dude! Why didn't you tell me when I was getting out of the car?
Get-away Driver: I was too busy taking that last hit....
Don't' get me wrong, no one who has to resort to robbery of any kind to make a living can be accused of being the sharpest knife in the drawer. To not pull up your mask before a robbery is one thing, but answering your cell phone during the robbery??? What a dope. I am still laughing.
It's only a matter of time before these geniuses get caught. They most likely went to a local bar and got into a huge argument in front of other people about who was the most stupid. I'd like to judge that contest.
Can't you just see the police as they reviewed the security tapes. Laughing and saying to each other, "What the Hell?"
11 comments:
Stoopid fucker!
Why didn't he write the note on his vehicles registration? Quicker route to state accommodations that way.
LOL! I wonder how long they will stay quite and try again. For his sake I hope he wears different clothes. ziibi
I think we all expect criminals to be masterminds because of the movies, but in reality they reveal what kind of idiots try to rob banks.
My question is: why didn't he just say 'fug it' and GET the money while he was there ANYWAY??? Now he has nothing and 'at large'. Whadda fool!!!!!!
haha. if only all crooks were so stoopid...
Perfect samples for "America's Dumbest Criminals" show.
Jillie Bean just cracks me up..
Some people are too stupid to be dumb.
What a dumbass, great story Monkey :)
Poor little under-achiever bank robber
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